Holy crap balls! What the hell is going on out there? Well the good news is that if you’re a gay catholic male prostitute it’s no longer a sin to wear condoms. So go ahead and stock up. If you want to go personally and thank the pope you’ll have to thank the TSA also for doing for free what you normally charge for. So I ask again, WHAT THE HELL??!!
We have UFO’s flying off the coast of California, we can call it that because technically that was what it was. Nobody could tell us what it was that was recorded flying close to the water then up into the sky. Looked like a missile to me. However the Pentagon said it was a plane and we should believe them because they always tell us the truth.
Harry Potter opens up it first installment of its final chapter. HUH? Really, is the story really that packed full it needed 2 parts? Not that I’m complaining, I like the Harry Potter series, but aren’t they long enough without breaking it up? From what I hear though it’s supposed to be the best one yet.
I’ve always said that there’s something in the water over there in Wisconsin. Some of your most notorious serial killers come from there like Dahmer, Gein, and spanbauer. Now there is a drunk man who didn’t think that Bristol Palin could dance, so shot out his TV, then he threatened his wife causing a standoff that lasted until the next morning. Really? The kids of politicians are being targeted? There was an envelope sent to ABC studios that had white powder in it…addressed to Bristol Palin.
With everything going on nationally it’s difficult to get upset about anything locally. Like Lockheed Martin will be shutting down here in Minnesota. Not enough Government contracts. If you don’t know what Lockheed Martin does, they are a manufacturer and mostly deal with defense contracts. However North Korea is now nuclear. Yup, they opened a nuclear power plant, that impressed the hell out of some US officials. This was all built with opposition from the US and the UN. Fabulous.
Well those were the stories that has stuck out lately for me anyway. But I think the biggest story is the TSA groping IF you refuse the scanners. The scanners are supposed to give a faceless image of your naked body to someone in another room. It’s supposed to be safe but any radiologist will tell you that there is no leak proof radiological device. If you don’t want that you can literally get felt up by a person of the same sex. That’s not an exaggeration, junk gets moved around or breasts get lifted and palms go under. Invasive? HELL YEAH! If the scanners were skeletal maybe they’d be on to something. Like in Total Recall. I think that would be cool, but again it would need to be perfected so that there is no radiation leak.
Ok that’s enough of me pretending to be giving the news. You’ve all read it and watched it, this is just my way of saying. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US???!!!! Good night.